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florapatite: “ rainbow-quartz-hates-terfs: “ sassy-echidna: “Aka men on the bachelor have no taste ” I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway ” no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume...

florapatite:

rainbow-quartz-hates-terfs:

sassy-echidna:

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

(via sorry)

bigspoonkorra:

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this 

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(via teenagerposts)

egg-with-a-butt:

just-shower-thoughts:

How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before?

I don’t know but I don’t like this post.

(via witch-grrl)

queenlateefa:

happyhalloweenbitch:

where’s that picture of the asian guy holding the sign that says “ban all white people until we figure out what’s going on” because He is Me and We are All Him

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(via satanssavior)